Wine
Table red wine
Montepulciano D'abruzzo
Italy
750 milliliters
translation back label:
when he wasn"t scuba diving off the amalfi coast, shucking oysters with an
old knife passed down from garibaldi, or in the process of annexing sardinia into
his own private island, italian vintner turned prime minister roofi rufio, was busy
bribing italy into electing him. but exactly how did he successfully weasel his way
into the italian political system, you ask? not with money, but with some of the most
delectable wine in the world- roofi"s own special ora! montepulciano d'abruzzo.
not only was he caught campaigning on nude beaches, he"s been seen handing out
his bottles at polling places and to actual members of parliament!!
everything rufio stands for is crooked and he has absolutely no
qualifications. italy has not seen this much corruption since the borgias! the way he
crushes the grapes for his wine is the way he is going to crush the hopes and
freedom of the italian people" but he"s got everyone under his spell. because surely
someone so ignorant could not possibly make wine this good, could they???
for now, the entirety of italy is blinded by roofi"s rays of disillusion and
drunk off his godly nectar. the future of this country is going to remain to be
undetermined".
front (brand label)
italians demand for the perfect wine!
montepulciano d'abruzzo
12.0 %
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